Our local Audi dealer was underwhelmingly generous when we picked up Mrs G's A3 a few years ago - we got nothing.
.....apart, that is, from a "free, once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to acquire some horrendously overpriced arty photos of ourselves cavorting around some stark white studio". I was told that our details had already been passed (without our permission) to the arty photo company so that they could bill us the "special introductory rate" accordingly.
I thanked them (ahem) for their generosity and thoughtfulness and likened them - and the photo company - to a emu. As I informed them - "An emu is a fascinating bird with an extremely long and flexible neck. This means it can shove its bill up its arse - and so can you."
Apparently we weren't alone in our reaction to this. Can't think why, can you?
Edited by: Gromit