You jest of course David! Had a trip down to Bristol on Sunday and was reminded just how many EVs are on the road (beyond the usual raft of bland looking Teslas), Polestar2s and Mustang Mach E especially.Yeee Haaa!
You could ask for a battery pack instead and get an immediate upgrade.
It was an 1860 ish idea: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four-stroke_engineI am astounded that any engine works bearing in mind the complexity.
Mind you, how on earth did anyone think up an internal combustion engine? I expect the Romans had one for a few years though.